Drogenjunkies!

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    • Drogenjunkies!

      Hallo Core'ler,

      Ich war bei Omegle unterwegs, sowas eahnliches wie Chatrouellete mit meinen kollegen weil wir lachen wollten oO

      dann habe ich einen stonten Jungen getroffen der richtig behindert war ! xD

      Stranger: hi

      You: hi

      Stranger: can i tell you something?

      You: yea

      Stranger: well, warn you of something really?

      You: yea o_o

      You: ?

      Stranger: okay, wel im tripping out right now k? and this sunflower ran into my living room and took my bros shoes.. whats crazy is that i think it was smoking a cigar.

      Stranger: so you should look out

      You: WTF

      Stranger: k?

      You: k xD

      You: the sunflower is here omg oO

      You: help wtf

      You: !

      Stranger: some scary shit man

      You: yea

      You: i hope he will not atack me oO

      Stranger: whats worse is that his friend, Manvrick, the Heat Seeking Wlarus., jumped on me and started yelling at me. He hit me with his fish and chanted something in tongues

      You: oO

      Stranger: walrus, sorry dide

      Stranger: dude

      Stranger: this is some crazy shit!!

      You: wtf

      You: are u stoned ? oO

      You: what thhe fuck have u smoked? oO

      Stranger: nah man im not high, im just in a different world man, u know?

      You: oO

      You: sometimes i think like u oO

      You: every sunday evening iam in a other world oO

      Stranger: awesome bro, what world?

      You: everythere black cheep

      You: and

      You: they alsways want to fuck me OO

      You: always

      You: crazy shit man !!


      Stranger: ah i think ive passed by that world a few times. is that one next to dairy world?

      You: idk

      You: but there is another wolrd too

      You: behind the cheefucking world

      You: cheep

      You: there are trees and fishes fucking and have babys and the babys want to eat my brain oO

      You: holy shit oO

      Stranger: whoa man youre freaking me out dude

      You: iam scared D:

      Stranger: you know what? the sunflower told me something man

      Stranger: he can help you

      You: what told he?

      You: really? oO

      Stranger: he said rub rose pedals on the on the fish and then thrrow them in the trees. that way, all will be right in the world and all will love man yeah

      You: oO

      You: so simple? wtf

      Stranger: yeah man

      You: i just passed the world yesterday

      Stranger: if you think about it its always simple bro

      You: and they ate my left arm x.x

      Stranger: oh man, yyou should go to a doctor man

      You: i was

      Stranger: i think i was a doctor once

      You: thedoctor had a fish head wtf man

      Stranger: woha thats crazy!

      You: yeah

      You: and he always sayd that the only way that can help me is to cut my penis and give them to the fishes

      Stranger: oh man! manvrick just beat cornelious at a game of checkers and now hes stabbing him ha!

      Stranger: shit man, theers blood all over my checkers now man, thats not cool bro

      You: oh

      You: who has lost lood?

      Stranger: what man?

      Stranger: oh dude you mean blood?

      You: yeah

      Stranger: dude?

      Stranger: oh hey man

      You: now birds are spinning arround my head and talk too me

      Stranger: yeah but cornelious beat manvrick and now manvrick is stabbing jimmy

      You: wtf

      You: holy shit ma

      You: n

      Stranger: oh those arent birds man. no they only look like birds

      Stranger: i had those once

      Stranger: there just like crabs

      You: what they are

      You: oh

      You: i hate crabs

      Stranger: you need speacial lotion

      You: they are discusting

      You: bro?

      Stranger: yeah man?

      You: iam passing the next man

      You: my head is headhached man

      You: see ya





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    • um das beste herauszuholn :D

      Stranger: well, warn you of something really?
      Stranger: okay, wel im tripping out right now k? and this sunflower ran into my living room and took my bros shoes.. whats crazy is that i think it was smoking a cigar.



      Stranger: whats worse is that his friend, Manvrick, the Heat Seeking Wlarus., jumped on me and started yelling at me. He hit me with his fish and chanted something in tongues


      You: what thhe fuck have u smoked? oO

      Stranger: nah man im not high, im just in a different world man, u know?


      Stranger: oh man! manvrick just beat cornelious at a game of checkers and now hes stabbing him ha!

      Stranger: shit man, theers blood all over my checkers now man, thats not cool bro



      das letzte ist einfach nur genial :D
    • ScrewD;182045 schrieb:

      Ihr glaubt auch echt das der Drogen genommen habt :lll._.:

      Der tut nur so meine güte des ist nicht so wenn man kifft das ne Sonne in dein Raum rennt xD In meiner Klasse kiffen 3leute und die haben noch keine Sonne gesehen xD


      seh ich genauso...
      @threadersteller & gefolge: wie alt seid ihr wtf? o.ô
    • [FONT="Franklin Gothic Medium"][COLOR="DimGray"][SIZE="2"]Ja...ich hab mich da mal als Female ausgegeben und da war er dann auch eins o.ô
      dann wollte der Säx mit mir omg hab mir so derbst den arsch abgelacht was der alles schreibt[/SIZE][/COLOR][/FONT]